Nothing to Fear...

but "Fear Itself"....Have you guys ever seen that show?? It's actually pretty good. (If you like scary shows, that is.)

Anyway, this is definitely a spoiler, so MOM, STOP. READING. NOW. (She didn't watch it last night...)

Okay, so, this chick is getting married, right? And right before the wedding, she gets this note that says, "The person you are marrying is a serial killer." What the heck!! So, before the wedding, she's all stressing out and stuff debating whether to tell the guy about the note. The bridesmaids knew that there was a note, but they didn't know what it said. They just knew that it was making the chick upset. So the whole time, they were making faces at the groom, and the groom didn't know why.

So now, it's after the wedding and the girl was getting ready for the reception. All the lights go out, and she's alone, of course. Someone starts banging on her door, and she, guess. GOES TO OPEN IT!! (You never go and open a door when you're alone in the dark. It's just not done.) She opens it, and no one is there. There's a light on in the hallway, and suddenly it's knocked over, and she's in the dark again. Then, out of nowhere, the priest shows up. She asks the priest about the note, because he'd received it and gave it to the Maid of Honor to give to the bride. (He was old, and couldn't hear very well, so keep that in mind.)

The groom blows up at the bride in front of everyone at the reception, and then runs back to the chapel. The bride follows and they have one of those super cryptic conversations where she runs away and he follows...Anyway, she ends up in a locked closet, and he's banging on the door saying, "SAM!! OPEN THE DOOR!!" She didn't. Well, anyway, he ends up telling her that the note meant nothing. And she's all confused. Apparently, he'd taken some chick out to dinner while she was on a "business trip" or something and she'd been stalking him since then. He gave the whole, "She means nothing to me, I didn't cheat on you because I looooooove you" speech.

PLOT TWIST! She says, "Wow...I believe you. But there's still a problem with the note. The problem is that the note exists at all."

Flashes to the "tall, red-scarfed lady's" house(who'd given the priest the note). During all this the bride had called her brother to tell her that she was scared, etc. The "red-scarfed lady" turned on the answering machine and checked "her" messages. It was the brother's house!! He took off the wig and the scarf, and he turned on the light to reveal a bunch of dead people all in the room.

Flashes back to the chapel. The bride says, "The note wasn't meant for me. It was meant for YOU."
Then the groom says, "I don't care about the note!!" and she says, "You don't even wanna know what it says?" And he says, "You'll show me when you're ready...you promise??" To which she replies, "...I promise..." all creepily...BOM BOM BOMMMMMMM.

So yeah. That was my excitement for last night. This morning/noon I'm running errands...Hopefully, I'll have another great story to post later. Ü

Peace, Love and Happiness! ((The Calling-Phil. 3:14))

P.S. The purpose of this was for me to tell you that if you're a serial killer, you BETTER tell me. I'll extend the same courtesy to you.